This wine pregnancy announcement was inspired by my own experience with women who are pregnant and having their period. I knew that it would be difficult for me to go through with it because of my strict religious beliefs, but in the end, it was worth the effort.
Most of those women who are pregnant are really trying to have a baby, and their period is a sign that they’re probably in the right place at the right time. I, on the other hand, am a born-again Christian who doesn’t really believe in such things. But I’m not going to tell you about my beliefs, because you don’t need to know about them. But I will tell you about my experiences with these women, and what I think I might have learned.
While I do not believe that I am pregnant, I do believe I am having a baby. I have a very deep connection to my body and I know that it will be a baby girl who will grow up to be a mother, and a woman who can have fun with her children. My friend who is pregnant, and who is also a Christian, is also very happy about this.
I thought I was going to get a little bit of a headache, I was wrong. The only thing I am now realizing is that wine pregnancy is one of those things you can’t turn your back on. It’s like a great big secret. I’m glad I won’t be the one to tell anyone about it, because I’m sure its the most terrible thing that could ever happen to me.
I think that the most important reason that a woman would have wine pregnancy is because she loves her husband and would never want to lose him. Or her child. Or herself. Or anything. But for most women wine pregnancy is really just a silly distraction that they do to stay home and be with their family.
Its like my sister, I know it’s true, and I guess I want to believe it, but I cant help but think that wine pregnancy is a way for me to not have to think about the fact that I have a wife and children. It’s like I can just think about the fact that it might be me who gets to go to jail and then have to pretend to be my own mother while I’m in the same room as my daughter.
Yeah, that’s what you’re getting from me. So I suppose I should just admit that I’m a bit of a wine wife. I guess I don’t have a choice but to drink wine and I can’t deny that it’s great for the baby. I’m not saying that I’m going to have a baby with a bottle of wine in my hand. Not that I would.
Its not that I don’t like wine, it’s just that I want to make my wife and children happy, and that is impossible when you drink every day. Sure, you can go to a wine bar and get a nice glass of Château St. Jean for $20.99. You can also get a nice glass of wine for $15.99.
Im not sure if anyone has been pregnant from drinking wine in the last decade, but there is that possibility. As a side note, if you are expecting a baby in the next few months and you like wine, there is an excellent chance you will enjoy a glass of wine with your baby.
But I will not get any more wine except for my own. I will not drink wine while pregnant. That’s part of the reason for the new wine pregnancy announcement.