I’m not pregnant and I don’t care if it’s cold outside. I can put a tank top on and go for a long bike ride in the early morning. I don’t need to look at myself in the mirror to know I’m pregnant.
The good news: pregnancy is no more dangerous than any other part of motherhood. The bad news: it’s pretty damn loud.
The good news pregnancy is no more dangerous than any other part of motherhood. The bad news is that it’s pretty damn loud. Also, the good news is that you don’t have to look in the mirror to know you’re pregnant either.
The good news pregnancy is no more dangerous than any other part of motherhood. The bad news its pretty damn loud. The good news pregnancy is no more dangerous than any other part of motherhood. The bad news is that its pretty damn loud. Also, the good news is that you dont have to look in the mirror to know youre pregnant either.
When you’re a midwife, you get to see a lot of women in labor, labor and delivery, and even postpartum. I know you’re probably thinking, “oh yeah, she’s gonna get all pregnant and I’m gonna be around to help her out with all of it,” but wait! This is the midwife who will be in charge of the whole thing.
I hear you saying, “so youre going to be in charge of it all?” Well, yes. But also, yes, I also get to be the one to tell you when to stop.
I feel like there are a lot of misconceptions about midwives. The truth is we are the most well-known health care professionals on the planet, so we are very well-known by the general public. We’re also the most expensive. We can charge $10,000 a minute for a doctor visit, but we’ll still charge $500,000 a minute for a midwife’s visits.
This is because we are the ones who are in charge of most things. We are the ones who make all of the major medical decisions for a person in labor. If you want to have a baby in a hospital, and you want to have a baby in a hospital, you need to go to a hospital. You need to be in charge of your own body. You need to be in charge of your own child.
We don’t want to pay for people to be in charge of our own bodies, our own children, but we aren’t about to let them go to have a baby in a hospital. In fact, we are going to try to create a very efficient system for a place to deliver babies.
This is a key point in the game, because we are going to help you get a baby in a hospital. You see, in order to give birth in a hospital, it needs to be a medical facility, and it needs at least one doctor there. We’re going to create a system where you will be able to deliver babies in your own home, which means you need to hire a doctor. This is why we are putting the baby in your bedroom.